memexmayhem:

• _{❝I was hoping you would have like a gnarly scar. Add character… And mystery.}❞
• _{❝You’re slutty, not easy. There’s a difference, semantically.❞}
• _{❝Oh I just want to put her in a bag of rocks and drop her in the river.❞}
• _{❝I’m all about giving. I’m like a bean-flicking Mother Teresa.❞}
• _{❝Seriously, enough clitorference.❞}
• _{❝If grateful paid the bills, we’d all be fuckin’ Bill Gates!❞}
• _{❝I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died.❞}
• _{❝The system’s fucked.❞}
• _{❝Do not defend your boner to me right now!❞}
• _{❝This one got away, but I swear to you I will die before I see that happen again. I will keep you safe.❞}
• _{❝I’m feeling some sapphic vibes comin’ off you.❞}
• _{❝Why did you take us to a gay bath house?❞}
• _{❝You know I can promise you that I’ve never been saner than I am right now.❞}
• _{❝I have mastered the art of shutting people off.❞}
• _{❝I made her come vaginally. Do you even know how hard that is to do? My point is…I don’t even know what my point is anymore.❞}
• _{❝You live on a slippery slope, kid, but for some reason you keep doing rain dances. Good luck.❞}
• _{❝I think I’ve moved beyond stress to something more deeply disturbing.❞}
• _{❝I love you and I fucking hate you.❞}
• _{❝Why do you always feel so inevitable to me?❞}
• _{❝Lesbian request denied.❞}
• _{❝That’s what love is like       it’s like coming home.❞}
• _{❝You got some fucked up priorities.❞}
• _{❝It’s not like I’m exactly overwhelmed with the possibilities.❞}
• _{❝Too hetero?❞}
• _{❝You’re supposed to be my family.❞}
• _{❝I always miss you until you’re here.❞}
• _{❝Don’t you fucking leave me.❞}
• _{❝Were you trying to pimp me out?❞}
• _{❝You know, another layer of icing on a shit cake does not make it taste good.❞}
• _{❝Oh, so here’s the thing     no.❞}
• _{❝Adventure is just hardship with an inflated sense of self.❞}
• _{❝No, this is divine retribution.❞}
• _{❝Do not project your conscience onto me.❞}
• _{❝I will fuck you. Literally.❞}
• _{❝I heart you.❞}
• _{❝You don’t just turn gay, you fall somewhere on a spectrum, like a Kinsey scale.❞}
• _{❝I would like to stress that I think this is truly fuckin’ stupid.}❞